New York New York!!!!!!

Bila baca title aku kalini trus aku tringat lagu evergreen si pacik Frank Sinatra tu..lagu dia simple tp bukan mudah untuk dinyanyikan..certain2 voice tone ja yg sedap bawak lagu ni..klu yg sora kepit..atau flat tu..uhuk2..jan mimpila mau bawa lagu ni..heehehe..anyway...new york new york yg aku maksudkan sbnrnya bukan lah lagu..tp restaurant yg baru buka d 1borneo..mengikut kata pekerjanya..ia yg pertama di malaysia..hmmm..selalu rest' gini start bisnes d kl..tp kalini dia pilih Kota Kinabalu..amazing!!!..

ok..apa yg buat aku sngt tertarik dgn rest ni..pertama sekali ialah..Menu Book rest' ni..bagi aku mmg kelass..lepas tu presentation nya pun amat cantik..teratur..dan mimang melambangkan nama restoran ni...klu inda percaya..tinguk la sendiri...hehehehe






cantik tak cantik tak??(baca ikut tonasi si eric casa impian) hehehehehe...mmg tertarik btul aku melihat menu book ni...drpd depan hinggalah ke muka surat paling belakang..suma cantik..paling best tinguk yg bhgain drinks and dessert tu..yummy yummy!!...so sambil belek2 menu tu..kwn ku Gg sdah order dulu..dia cakap dia kelaparan sudah..lalu mengoder Roasted Whole Spring Chicken n Nescafe Ping n mengarahkan waitress tu pi hantar order dia dulu di kitchen..selang berapa minit lepas tu baru la aku n Mael order ...kami order minuman yg sama..Root Beer Float..utk makanan plak,Mael order Rib Eye Steak n aku plak Beef Ribs..d menu book tu drg ada tanda mana2 food yg drg recommend utk try..so pilihan aku tu dua2 pilihan Da Bomb New York New York..



Yg ni Gg punya....



Yg ni minuman aku sama Mael..



Yg ni plak Mael punya



dan yg ni AKU yg punya..heheheh..besar ni protion dia..klu nda berapa lapar jan la pandai2 mau order ni ya...


accompaniments drg ni kira kategori peluki jugak la..tp memandangkan main dish dia 'alap bana so ney'..trus aku tlupa mau complaint..hehehe


actly sblm makan sini,kami baru lps tinguk movie bah..SUSUK..jalan ceritanya nda la bes sngt..tp lakonan Ida Nerina,Aleeza Kassim n Sofea Jane mimang marvellous..gaya2 bitchy durang tu mmg real..entah2 mmg real life durang tu btul2 bitchy kali kan??hehehe SITI NO COMMENT!!!

Daaaaaaaaaa...-ArnabGumuk-

MOTHERS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE

A Mom went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Kavita for a housemate ...

During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two ...

Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Kavita interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious ...

Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Kavita and I are just housemates'.

About a week later, Kavita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Kumar said,'Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure'.

So he sat down and wrote to his mother :

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house ...
I'm not saying that you did not take the silver plate ...
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner ...

Love,
Kumar


Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with Kavita,
and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Kavita..
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow ...

Love,
Mom

Lesson to be learnt :
Don't Lie To Your Mother
She's Smarter Than You Think She Is ....

hehehe..pintar kan mama si kumar! -ArnabGumuk-

Lawak Kapel Or LakiBini

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.

夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'

妻：要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。

hehehehehe...-ArnabGumuk-

Tiga Jejaka Pingitan

Me, Gg dan Mael...geng keras dr sekolah menengah..Pagi ahad tu aku n Gg pi la kenduri kawin sepupu Gg yg kebetulan classmate aku masa sekolah tg aru dowlu2..Amie Sucianni Ramli..Spmi ja drumah dia sana ketiau,kejanggalan aku rasa bah cuz tlampau lama sudah nda pi rumah urg kawin...masa smpi tu huhahua sma penyambut tetamu..kemudian pi carik tmpt duduk utk makan..lauk pauk hari tu not bad..lain drpd yg biasa (aku rasa la,cuz like i said jus now quite a while jg la nda pi kenduri kawin di kampung)..pas makan kami berambus pi rumah Mael..Gg kunun2 mintak excuse balik pasal mau attend event konvo d tmpt kerjanya..hehehe..padahalllllllllllll...

Smpi rumah Mael,kami lepak2 minum kupi dr coffee machine yg baru di belinya..kami pun lama betul sudah nda melepak rumah Mael..kebetulan tiga2 pun sibuk..Mael plak mimang selalu outstation..brp jam kemudian Mael ajak kuar makan.....MY FAV EVENT..heheheh..mula2 Gg ajak pi CP ja..tp Mael bekeras mau ajak makan di Manhattan..uinaa jauh juga??heheh..dlm perjalanan ke sana, Gg suggest lg tempat baru..'Manhattan nda best,kita pi New York la'..alalalalala..bukan main advance kwn2 aku skrg ni aa..mau makan pun smpi sana US..hehehe..tau2 bukan di US,di 1Borneo ja..

The Manhattan tu rest yg serve mainly seafood..mcm Fish&Co jugak la..whereby New York New York serve american punya staple food..friessss, burgerssssssssss, to name a few..in the end we decided to eat at Manhattan...firstly because Mael ada discount card n secondly because Mael ada RM15 voucher..hehehe..we ordered soft drinks,garlic butter mussels,ikan bilis goreng dgn coleslaw(nda aku ingat apa sudah nama dia dlm urg putih),grilled norwegian salmon and seafood platter for 3..haduh2 mimang berabis la kami makan bah (actly kami tu mewakili aku ja cuz yg lagi dua tu mimang nda kuat makan n satu lagi tgh kinda crush diet)...sesudah kekenyangan..kami pun cuci2 mata la d1borneo tu..

Kami pi speedy beli cd AQ1,time d speedy tjumpa kwn lama si Edy..huhahuha la kejap..pastu pi Adidas boutique (boutique kah??)..Mael pi beli kasut baru..tejumpa kazen aku sana..dia mimang keja d adidas..so huhahuha lagi la..time huhahuha tu..tetiba aku nampak Stacey AF6 limpas sana..apa lagi aku..dgn tidak malunya aku trus triak nama dia STACY!!!!!!!!!kunun2 aku ni kwn lama dia la..yg bagusnya..dia tinguk juga aku n melemparkan senyuman yg sngt girang berserta lambaian miss world..masa dia tinguk aku tu..suma customer di adidas tu pun tinguk aku juga..hahahaha...kenapa nda..sora aku teriak tu mcm pki mikropon..lalalala..well thats me..kazen aku pun senyum ja tinguk gaya aku..

nah aku ksi hint sudah skit2 sepa ArnabGumuk tu..kdg2 klu becakap mimang nda tau titik noktah..heheh..pastu sora plak klu nda kuat nda pa juga..hehehe..apa lagi kalau ketawa..HAHAHAHAHAHA..sepa yg rapat sma aku mimang faham la tu!! ok guys..Jumpa Lagi..Salam dari aku buat smua..Assalamualaikum....-ArnabGumuk-

Salon..

Petang sabtu yg lepas si GG minta ksi kwn pi gunting rambut tmpt si hindra..so kebetulan nda da buat apa2 juga..aku pun pi la sana..klu dowlu2 kami selalu pi gunting di tmpt kwn sana berverly hills..guntingan dia mimang cantik dan up to date..tp sygnya dia sudah kembali kerahmatullah bula april yg lalu secara mengejut..dia diserang sakit jantung yg teruk hingga fatal..apa2 pun let him rest in peace dan semoga rohnya ditempatkan dlm golongon org2 yg beriman..insya allah........

berbalik kepada cerita si hindra..dia pun hebat juga sbg seorg hair stylist,cumanya dia tu tlampau ramai customer tetap..so klu dulu stiap kali pi sana mesti full..lgpun di asia city tu susah bah mau dpt parking melainkan ko byr rm3 utk parking dalam tu..tp skrg ni no choice sudah..klu mau gunting rambut or apa2 ja yg berkenaan sma rambut..aku suggest kwn2 pi sana la..

Lepas gunting rambut kami pi lepak minum sana tg aru..terliur tul aku mau makan penang char kway teow dsana..dtambah lagi dgn makan abc special..perghhhhhh mmg bloated trus!!hahaha..but tell u what..abc durang sana mmg generous btul portion dia..klu dia tulis special dlm tu menu..mimang special btul abc tu..ptg tu kami dua ordered Abc Fruit Special..mmg penuh dgn pelbagai jenis buah.pastu topped with two type of ice cream n sprinkled with toasted cornflakes..yummyyyyyyy..worth paying rm4...



abaikan ja kualiti pic ni aa..hehehe yg ada eskrim coklat n jagung tu aku punya..yg lagi satu..gg punya..pic kway teow tu nda da kan??mau tau kenapa??as usual,lupa mau snap krn nafsu sudah membuak2 utk makan!!hahahahah..tu la aku gumuk...Daaaaaaaa -ArnabGumuk-

Alhamdulillah....

Satu tabiat buruk aku ni ialah cepaaaaat btul bosan..apatah lagi kalau benda tu kita tengok tiap2 hari..buka mata nampak..sblm tutup mata pun akan nampak jugak..My beloved room!!!...

mau cakap aku ni telebih rajin,nda juga..tp mata aku ni mau muntah sudah tinguk arrangement bilik aku ni gini2 jaaaa..so,pas Solat jumaat tadi,dgn keadaan terpaksa,aku pun 'mengerusah' bilik aku..pindah position katil,lemari,lampid dan barang2 yg patut la..Punya la berat lemari aku tu..nda sedar betimbun sudah harta pusaka dlm tu..tp td nda sempat aku mau 'edit' harta pusaka tu,lalu aku main surung2 ja..last2 siap bekemas..abis lenguh segala lengan n betis..uhuk2!!! ketara jarang eksesais kan...hahaha..

start ngrusah kul 1.30...sekalinya aku siap..pas maghrib..hahahaha..itu pun aku mintak tulung my beloved niece cuci cermin n mop lantai..kalau nda..mimang pas isyak jugak baru siap..anyway..masa kemas mengemas tu,terjumpa plak bebarapa barang yg selama ni aku cari..grrrrrrrr..dulu berabis cari nda jumpa2..tp bila nda cari..barula mau muncul..kin panas kan..

apa2 pun..biar pun penat mengusai bilik..akhirnya bila kemas..puas hati..terasa segaaaaaaar btul udara dlm bilik ni..hehehehe..bukan la mau minta puji mau menayang bilik ku yg nda seberapa ni.aku tau juga bilik2 kamu lagi grand kan..tp saja ja mau share sma kamu kegiatan aku hari ni..





Ok2 la bah kan??kualiti pic tu sila abaikan..ya la..aku bukan pki Olympus E-510 SLR with the kit 14-42mm lens.so faham2 ja la..ahaks!!

Lepas siap smua,makde dtg bsma ofal n a aa..dia mau blanja makan..mula2 nda tau mau makan mana..last2 kami spakat mau makan di pizza hut..tp skali sampai sna tutup la pulakk...kureng..trus makde suggest makan di Little Italy...aku pun ikut ja la..smpi sana kami order dua pizza..satu Carnivora (nda ingat mau snap cuz kelaparan sudah mau makan..hehehe) pastu kami order lagi balik Our Own Pizza,toped wit marinated grilled chicken,feta cheese n sundried tomato..yummy yummy!!!Aaaaaaaaaark..lps makan trus layas balik rumah!!..






Dr atas sekali ,pizza kedua yg kami order..yg pertama sudah masuk perut..pastu minuman ku..sedap sekali (macam ice lemon tea dlm kotak pun ada..hehehe)..pastu ofal sma maksu..n yg bawah sekali are my sis in law (Mak De) n my niece (Hannah..kunun2)


Alhamdulillah..perut kenyang pastu masuk bilik mau tidur..bilik pun kemas dan paling penting hilang sudah bau2 hapak tu..heheheh..Sampai Bertemu Ya!!! -ArnabGumuk-

Bismillah......

inilah rupa aku yg sebenar,jan plak kamu heran aa..

"Dengan nama Allah yang Maha Pengasih lagi Maha Penyayang"...Sudah menjadi kewajiban seorang yg mempercayai ajaran Islam utk memulakan stiap sesuatu yg baik dgn lafaz tadi..semoga langkah seterusnya akan jadi lebih baik,teratur dan diberkati lalu membuahkan hasil yg dapat memberi faedah kepada semua pembaca budiman tmasuk diri aku sendiri..

Keterbukaan untuk memulakan blog ini adalah atas pengaruh dari kwn2 seangkatan yg sangat rajin berbloging lalu membuatkan aku berbesar hati utk melakukan perkara yg sama.Lgpun apa salahnya utk kita mengikut jejak baik mereka kan?Smemangnya stiap perkara yg dilakukan itu telah termaktub segala baik dan buruknya.Apa yg aku harapkan di sini hanyalah kebaikan yg mutlak dan di jauhkan dr segala yg merosakkan..

hmmmm...bunyi seriusssssss ja kan??hehehe mukaddimah la katakan..HARUS skema2 skit..bukannya mau berselindung drpd warna sebenar..cumanya..pembuka tirai tu hendaklah bersopan santun skit..lambat laun kluar juga warna warni siapa ArnabGumuk itu seadanya..

Kerapak Sama??...mesti pembaca yg budiman tertanya2,apa juga maksud tu?kenapa mesti pilih tajuk tu utk blog ni?? n etc..penjelasan utk segala persoalan akan di huraikan pada post yg berikutnya..Bila??..Secepat yg mungkin..hehehhe..

Sebagai penutup utk pembuka post pertama ini..izinkan aku berkongsi pantun evergreen yg aku improvised skit...

Buah Cempedak Di Luar Pagar,
Ambil Galah Tolong Jolokkan,
ArnabGumuk Ni Baru Mau Belajar,
Kalau Salah Sila Tunjukkan,


Sampai Bertemu - ArnabGumuk-

p/s segala suggestion dan kengkomen yg bernas amatlah di alu2kan..sila2 lah..