Wednesday, 27 August 2008

MOTHERS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE

A Mom went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Kavita for a housemate ...

During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two ...

Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Kavita interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious ...

Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Kavita and I are just housemates'.


About a week later, Kavita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Kumar said,'Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure'.

So he sat down and wrote to his mother :

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house ...
I'm not saying that you did not take the silver plate ...
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner ...

Love,
Kumar


Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with Kavita,
and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Kavita..
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow ...

Love,
Mom

Lesson to be learnt :
Don't Lie To Your Mother
She's Smarter Than You Think She Is ....

hehehe..pintar kan mama si kumar! -ArnabGumuk-

2 comments:

Hairie-KL said...

hi Ham.. aku nk ucapkan banyak2 time kasih atas ko nye layanan masa kitorg kat KK tempoh hari. Nanti ko dtg KL bgtau la...

ArnabGumuk said...

sama2 kasih..insyaallah kalau aku dtg kl aku akan carik kamu ya..but please make urself available to entertain me!!hehehehe